This one isn't available on You Tube but click on the link and listen whilst you read my blog. I don't know much about Corbin Murdoch, or why he so badly mis-spelt his name, but I love this song. Give it a few listens. Lyrically, incredibly rich and the music really grows on you. For me, one of the essential Channel swimming songs. "There are creatures in the ocean that no one has ever seen". Yeah. Arrow key and click and enjoy:
Corbin Murdoch Channel Swimmer
Last week I took part in my second Channel Relay with Aspire, the charity for which I work (just in case you haven't got with the programme). I was part of the Seahorse (or is it Seahorses) team, a group of 6 swimmers forged together in the swimming furnace of Dover Harbour. Andre, Kate, Peter, Richard, myself and Colin were the team members, set to swim in the order just written.
I was really looking forward to the swim and was extremely excited. Having successfully crossed last year with the Aspire Pelicans I had done that thing which I do after every endurance event - I had erased any memory of the bad times and the discomfort that is part of any big challenge. I lulled myself into a position of security thinking only in linear terms about how well an event would go were I to be in control of it.
Which is why the event started inauspiciously for me. Feeling confident and ebullient I went around to see my mentor, Dave Dawson, to chat about his piddly 22 mile swim scheduled for the following week in Loch Lomond. (more of which later) As I was leaving he handed me a large quantity of chocolate covered pineapple chunks that his sister had sent over from New Zealand and told me that they might be good for the boat and give me a bit of a lift. "Too right" I thought and put the chocolate on the car seat next to me as I set off for Dover. I'm not an addict for nothing and by the time I was at Maidstone I had eaten every single one of them. Well, you know, they were a bit "moreish". By the time I got to Ashford I was feeling very uncomfortable and by the time I got to Dover I was so queasy it was as if I had already been on a stormy sea for a few days.
The start of any relay is always very exciting. You motor round to Samphire Ho or Shakespeare Beach and swimmer no 1 jumps off and swims to the beach, hauls themselves clear of the water and then on the whistle begins the swim. Okay, that doesn't sound too exciting, but when you are on the boat your sense of anticipation makes you feel as excited as if you are at the O2 waiting for One Direction to take to the stage Sadly, on this occasion I was feeling so queasy because of the chocolate that I just couldn't muster my normal bubble gum pop enthusiasm. I probably broke all sea sickness records by then depositing a kilo of chocolate pineapple lumps into the Channel within 15 minutes of leaving port. Brilliant, Paul - great planning. Well done. If that was a solo it could have finished me there and then.
The relay itself had many dramatic moments. Nothing in endurance anything ever goes to plan. Remember that, folks. We swam in rotation in fairly benign conditions to begin with. There was a hint of trouble when one of the swimmers set out too fast and seemed totally exhausted by the end of his hour. I then remember I was sitting next to the highly amusing Colin Palmer, a man who has previously annoyed the sea gods so much that when he turned to me and said "these conditions couldn't be much more perfect" I actually felt the wind bristle with anger. Within a minute of him making that comment the wind was blowing, the waves were up and for the next seven hours we battled against choppy seas and some big waves. Cheers Colin! The situation deteriorated completely as our "gone out too fast" swimmer struggled so much on his second swim that it was all we as a team could do to keep him in the water. He was incredibly brave but he really struggled with the Channel and to keep any semblance of a stroke as his confidence broke down. We made no forward motion and the boat began to drift in the tide down towards Calais. France was tantalisingly close but we were not making any headway.
If we drifted past Calais we would have been on our way to Belgium and it would have been "goodnight Vienna" or Brussels or Antwerp or somewhere.... Finally, finally inch by inch, our fourth swimmer, flanked by unlucky Colin, provoker of the gods and Kate Barker, in need of a wash after I was slightly sick over her, got closer to the shore and was able to haul himself clear. Once he'd fought off adoring French beach beauties who thought he had made a solo crossing, Swimmer no 4, or Peter, as he likes to call himself, returned to the boat and we all hot footed it back to Dover, The White Horse pub and a wall signing ceremony.
So that was my second relay across. It was a really important day out because it helped me make a decision that needed making. Although I was stupid to eat all that chocolate-covered pineapple it actually helped in my mental preparation. I didn't feel great all day on the boat, and that meant that when I was swimming I was slightly more aware of the cold than normal. Also, for my second swim when the waves began to threaten I was much more in tune with the immensity of the sea and how fickle and uncaring it is for us mortals. I realise that I need every bit of help I can get for the Arch to Arc. The rules of the event permit the use of a wetsuit so why wouldn't I wear one? Why make something that is incredibly difficult even more difficult for the sake of my pride and how I am perceived by a very small number of purist swimmers? I am not showing the event enough respect and I have lost humility if I don't take the aids I am allowed. To be 8 hours into the swim and to find I am losing forward motion because of cold and fatigue caused by the run without a wetsuit would be a tragedy. Can you imagine how cross I would be that I hadn't protected myself. I would also be scared to know that I had sacrificed success for ego and arrogance. So wetsuit it is!